Quotes About Twins [37 Sayings to Give You a Laugh!]

Raising twins is an experience like no other. Sometimes you feel like there’s no way you can make it through the day and other days you will leave you wondering how you got so blessed. Raising one tiny person is hard enough, and doubling every aspect of parenting is just insane! We have gathered all of our favorite quotes about twins below to help you through the harder days and give you a laugh even on the good days.

Quote About Twins

Sweet & Relatable Twin sayings

“A joy that is shared is a joy made double.”
“So many good things come in pairs, like ears, socks and panda bears. But, best of all are the set of twins, with extra laughter, double grins.”
“Two to kiss and two to hug and best of all two to love.”
“It’s double the giggles and double the grins, and double the trouble if you’re blessed with twins”

“Twins: two unique souls united by birth.”
“Twice the blessing, twice the fun. Two miracles instead of one!”
“BTFF. Born together, best friends forever.”
“When you gaze upon the lovely sight. Of twins, arm in arm, asleep at night. Think not that the house has been doubly messed. But that you, as parents, have been doubly blessed.” Jon Bratton
“We made a wish. And two came true.”

“Two are better than one… for if they fall, one will lift the other.” Eccl 4:9-10
“Being a mother of twins is learning about strengths you didn’t know you had and dealing with fears you didn’t know existed.”

“I may be a twin, but I am one of a kind.” Jerry Smith
“In this life, we will never truly be apart, For we grew to the same beat of our mother’s heart.” Daphne Fandrich
“Life is so much better when you have a twin to share the ride.”

“God creates twins when he makes a face he really likes.”
“I’m 35 minutes older than my twin brother, so I always say, ”˜When I was your age,” and then proceed to tell him what I did 35 minutes ago.”
“Yes, I have a twin. No, we do not switch places.”
“I figure if the twins are alive at the end of the day, I’ve done my job!”

Hilarious Quotes for Parents of Twins

“There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins.” Josh Billings
“It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.” Chinese Proverb
“Twins. God’s way of saying “One of you is a rough draft.”
“Are they twins? Nope. There’s a third one but we just keep him around for spare parts!”

“In the beginning, we didn’t have a clue. There’s certainly nothing that prepares you for twins.” Christine Mazier
“Like with twins… sometimes I say to myself ‘What was God thinking?'”

“Without identical twins, you’ll never get to experience entering a hotel room with one of them and watching him run into the full-length mirror because he thought he saw his brother.” Ray Romano
“If I ever had twins, I’d use one for parts.” – Steven Wright, comedian

Quotes for Twins

It’s hard to describe that special relationship between twins, and the links which bind them forever. Here are some heartfelt and funny quotes about being a twin.

“A twin knows exactly when the other one is spitting up, but that’s all they know about anything.” Mary-Kate Olsen

BTBFF – Born Together Best Friends Forever
“I’m the good twin, so you know what that makes the other one”
“Life is so much better when you have a twin to share the ride.”

Blessed with Twins Quotes

“Twins! Two for the price of one? No. Two for the price of freaking two! The only things they’ve shared so far are my uterus and their birthday!”
“That awkward moment when you see twins fighting and one of them calls the other ugly.”

“Twice the love, half the sleep.”

“Twins are more than just friends. They are more like a very small gang.”
“Are your twins natural?” “No, that one has a plastic leg and this one has a fiberglass arm.”

“You know you’re a mom of multiples when you see people with one baby having a hard time and think, “One baby? I laugh at your one baby’”
“God gives us only what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I’m a badass.”

“Twins are such blessings”… Blessings that like to team up against you and make you have a mental breakdown.

“A good neighbor will babysit. A great neighbor will babysit twins.”

Twin Sister Quotes:

“Twin sisters are the perfect best friend.”
“Twin Sisters are for sharing laughter and wiping tears.”
“Twin Sisters are different flowers from the same garden.”

“Twin Sisters take care of each other, watch out for each other, comfort each other, and are there for each other through thick and thin. They also have a weird baby language.”
“A sister is a special type of angel on Earth who brings out your best qualities.”
“Sisters help you find important things when you’ve lost them. Things like your smiles, your hopes, and your courage.”